The Dingo

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The Dingo is a blonde Australian student with a thick accent and blue, small eyes, he looks like a more disheveled version of Billy Hargrove. He is always wearing jeans, steel-cap boots and flanno, occasionally wearing a shit, and is remarkably tall. Nobody quite knows The Dingo's true name, not even The Dingo, then again nobody has actually asked either.

The Dingo is interested in aeroplane instruction videos and aeroplanes. After watching Top Gun (which is the shit), he thinks planes are top shit and wants to learn to fly. Nobody has the courage to tell him he’d need to be sober for this.

The Dingo arrived at King Edward’s College in unusual circumstances. After going out for bevies with the lads, he ended up on a flight to London. During the flight he shacked up with a flight hostess the moment the fasten seatbelts sign was turned off ‘til they hit the tarmac. This caused a rather long line for the bathroom to form. After wandering for a bit, he found himself on campus where he took what appeared to be the only free room and passed out on the bed. The Dingo then continued attending King Edward’s where no one has since questioned his right to be there, despite not being enrolled nor paying fees. This might be due to The Dingo claiming his father is a foreign king. In reality The Dingo’s dad (if he actually has one) is the weed king of Blaine Avenue.

He was made president of the Anime club by chance stumbling drunk into a club meeting as they were electing a president and stating "Ahm ya farkin prizdint doooooog" which was more or less accepted. He refused to admit this was some drunken mistake and proceeded to run the club with a heavy focus on Dragonball Z where he espouses a highly anti-GT sentiment. This is where he met Katie Koskinen, whom he is now smitten by.

The Dingo enjoys having sex, drinking beer, and getting high. A habit for doing this all at the same time has resulted in many forgotten nights and days. The Dingo is rarely seen sober, even while in class. The Dingo has a penchant for waking up in strange locations after particularly wild nights. Despite this The Dingo does not want to just have sex with those he crushes on, he seeks to court them like a real sheila-lady should be.

The Dingo has a very short fuse and is prone to explosive bouts of aggression. The chances of these explosions are reduced as he drinks and gets high. He has the strength to crack someone’s skull open, so these explosions present a danger to those in his direct vicinity when they occur.